Golden Blanket

When a man pisses the bed due to inebriation and then proceeds to fornicate with his significant other in his pee puddle.

Trevor was so drunk that he gave his girlfriend the golden blanket this morning.

by McGuyver604 May 29, 2010

Canadian Golden Blanket

To pee on a sleeping friend in helps to warm them

Rick looks cold there's no blankets around I should give him a Canadian golden blanket

by Bernie Whurst November 28, 2012