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gold medal 

Another term for having a large penis, derived from the fact that Trojan Magnum (large size) Condoms come in a gold foil wrapper.
Hey baby I don't know if you've ever gone gold medal before but its a whole different experience.
gold medal by k d January 10, 2008

Gold Medal 

After giving a girl a pearl necklace, you urinate on her neck
That girl was really freaky. She didn't want me to just cum on her neck, she wanted me to R. Kelly her. So I gave her a gold medal.
Gold Medal by The Tenant November 17, 2009

Gold-medal Champion 

Whiteboy7thst, a gold-medal champion of the online gaming community.
Whiteboy7thst, Chuck Norris, Jesus, Gold-medal Champion

Gold Medal Mama 

a woman who is so fat, that in order for a man to have sex with her, he has to roll her in flour to find the wet spot. this term is derived from Gold Medal brand flour.
Steve : "Man, I ain't been laid in a long time. I'd settle for a Gold Medal Mama right now."
Bill : "Ya, me too."
Gold Medal Mama by JAHrules November 5, 2013

Gold Medal head 

In honor of the 08 Olympics, it is a phrase to an outstanding oral performance.
That chick I dated last night was a bit of a butterface but she sure gives gold medal head!
Gold Medal head by VictorFerrari October 15, 2008

gold medal trunk

what you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk in your gold medal trunk?
I'm gonna get you, get you drunk, get you drunk off my lady hump!
gold medal trunk by d0nt_trust_her January 31, 2015
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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