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gold watch 

euphemism for the imaginary round scorch mark burned on your pants after a particularly hot fart
"I believe, sir, that you may be wearing a gold watch in your pants"

or

'That's a proper gold watch, you gent!'
gold watch by baboonzarse January 4, 2007

Gold Watch 

Origin London England: Bronchial discharge coughed up by a smoker usually on awakening.
He had been smoking 30 a day for over 20 years and as usually shortly after waking he coughed up a big shiny gold watch.
Gold Watch by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

given a gold watch 

Become a made man in a Italian mafia family, without being said directly. Referenced in the Sopranos when Philly Parisi becomes made in the family.
Sal was given a gold watch after his brotha was whacked
given a gold watch by Gevvvah November 23, 2020

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026