Going Henry

When someone drinks so much at the bars that they end up embarrassing themselves in front of a pretty girl, forcing her to take care of him while he is throwing up. Other characteristics of a person Going Henry include (but are not limited to) waking up with an unidentifiable black substance on one's face or sitting pants-less on the toilet for no apparent reason.

Oh man, I can't believe how Henry I went last night. I get the feeling that Sheila won't be calling me back anytime soon.

John is so drunk that if he takes one more shot of tequila, he'll be Going Henry on me tonight.

Going Henry by DinkAndFlicka March 8, 2009

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going henry

Getting so drunk that someone will inevitably find you passed out with your pants down.

Man, Chris just finished finals, so he's totally going henry tonight.

I know you said you were excited to go out last night, but I had no idea you would go henry on us.

going henry by Big John P. March 8, 2009

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Related Words

Going Henry • Going Ham • going steady • Going Commando • Going Rogue • Going Green • going out • going down • going postal • Going Gorillas

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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