GoonSchlap can be used positively and negatively depending on the way you say it. Trinkets can be GoonSchlap but bad loot on fortnite can also be GoonSchlap. Calling a friend a GoonSchlap means they are one of your closest allies and you highly trust them, but at the same time your worst enemies can be goonschlap, but the meaning of goonschlap can be easily understood by the intent in your sentence
“Look at this awesome goonschlap i found at the thrift!”
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!