goif 

A term used to describe a person who is being a gimp, or melt.

Person 1: What are you doing tonight?

Person 2: Was going to go to the pub with the lads, but going for a romantic meal with the missus.

Person 1: ahhh you fucking goif

goif by Goif Jobson February 7, 2013

goif 

Goif is a ubiquitous word, which infers "whatever" but in a more flippant, dismissive way.

"You going to that lame party at the weekend?"

"Goif to that"

goif by Wilson's June 24, 2006

goif 

Derived from the word goive, goif is a means to express one's disinterest in something or someone. The original word, goive, was coined by students at Winchester College, once spread, the word goive was changed to goif by students at Charterhouse school wanting to "recoin" the word as their own.

- That story is such a goive (goif)

- You know that wigan won on the weekend?
- Goive!(goif)

As a story bores you more and more shout goive/goif. They will more than likely stop talking.

goif by milosh August 11, 2006

goif 

A girlfriend, or a female version of boif.

Hey did you see that Matt got a new goif?

goif by DJ_MixE_Max February 27, 2021

Goif 

an abbreviated version of girlfriend.

“I can’t tonight fellas, got dinner plans with the goif”

Goif by gerri-bunny May 1, 2024

goiffman 

To have sex with a Jew and then stuff pennies up into their rectum as they are about to come.

"Dude, I totally just goiffman'd Mrs. Goldberg."

goiffman by 4nnx0rz-exe February 27, 2007

goiffman 

Ugly Canadian whores.

"Do you remember Anya? Yeah, she's a goiffman."

goiffman by oh_hay March 6, 2007