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goreassing

To goreass means to do all the effort you can, to be ugly and disgusting; to be repulsive, to get people's rejection.

Including:
Looking people in the eyes when squinting; letting go of saliva when someone asks you a question; to purposely put your finger in your throat to vomit in front of someone (esp when he's rich and wears a suit,make sure something spills on his suit); to start shaking violently with foam on your mouth shouting or screaming very loud when someone tries to approach you; and become motionless again when he leaves; to stare past people instead of looking at them; to spit on yourself; to fart a silent and extreme smelly one, look at someone nearby, and start smiling; to regularly twitch your hear and stutter when talking to someone
Did you see that guy over there? He's a fucking freak!

Ha, I see you've met freddy! Don't worry, he's unbeatable in goreassing. Noone can beat him!
goreassing by Fukaface! December 20, 2010

goreasaurus 

small, slow moving person. loves money and food.
smallslowpersonfoodgoreasaurus
goreasaurus by mckmomx January 24, 2011
It's kind of like a Dick tease but instead its God Teasing/tempting you with something that you know you really want to do but can't, for one reason or another.
Ex: "Damn I have enough money to buy a ton of dank weed, but with my nice professional job I can't. Man this is such a Godtease."
Godtease by Pro64 September 11, 2016

godlease 

She is a girl like no other an angel in earth. A hardworking girl she has a heart that cares and loves for real. A girl that can go through anything to protect and give care of what she loves. And on top of it she is the cutest person ever with the perfect body. When you get a Godlease never let go of her
She is an hardworking girl she must be a godlease.
godlease by Amy2000 November 24, 2021
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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