God. 

A person or entity created to control the populous. Look at early history, who really controlled the tribes of primitives? The Shaman or medicine-man thats who. Power or the grab for power is where God(s) came from. Early Greeks used gods to explain away things they did not understand. How else could these religions write in their books of enlightenment. Thou Shalt Not Kill-- Yet god help Sampson slay 10,000 Isrelites with the jawbone of an ass(small cross breed equinie used for transportation)Or slay untold numbers of people in Sodom and Ghamora. Or say turn the other cheek then say VENGENCE is MINE sayeth the Lord. Phhhhhttttt.

For God so loved the world he gave his only begotton son. Yet he won't do a dang thing about people being killed for their shoes, because they happen to live on a different street, or they don't believe in your god. :-0

God thats sick.

God. by mdizn February 3, 2005

God. 

Really exists despite what alot of silly young people on the internet like to say to the contrary(emos!)
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Alot of these same people talk about wars and deaths blah blah blah,but guess what? We die! - Everyone reading this is going to die at some point!!! - so don't be emo and diss God about it.You have a short amount of time to figure life out before you die.Being an emo and dissing God isn't the answer to your questions about life.Infact it's just pushing away all of the hard questions in favor of easy answers.You can either pursue all of the hard questions in life and find the hard answers in the bible,which is hard,or you can just do the easy thing that everybody does and say "god doesn't exist because the world is screwed up blah blah blah oh what an emo am i" and then the world will just continue to be as screwed up as ever.Guess what , the world has always been screwed up and always will be screwed up.People have always died whether there have been wars or not and they always will die whether there are wars or not. Why do people rape and harm others? That's a better question to ask yourself.Do you want to be one of those people who rapes and harms people because it makes YOU feel good? Maybe you want to be one of those people who is a dictator who causes wars? I'd rather follow God myself.Some people won't like your opinions and might even try and call you hateful or racist or something just for saying something that isn't politically correct.But just remember that they hate God and would rape someone just to get their own rocks off! They might as well be Saddam Hussein.You know society is goofy like that and tries to say that truly mean and vicious and hateful actions aren't that bad and shouldn't be punished but politically incorrect speech is hateful and intolerant and totally unforgiveable.

God is real , I hope some of you will realise it and find God.There aren't always easy answers.What if everyone did evil everytime they didn't find a quick and easy to answer to a problem?
"Oh boo hoo , google failed me i think i'll go out and commit rape and rob a bank,boo hoo"...
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life is very precious and very delicate so be very careful with it or you could wind up dead or rotting in jail somewhere...
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or what about guilt? would you feel good about yourself if you raped an killed somebody?
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this is why we need to listen to God and get his good input instead of all of society's bad input all the time
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all of life's answers are in the bible
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God has a great sense of humor but he likes to make the jokes on those who hate him.I would advise against mocking God though.That would be very ill-advised.

God. by Life is precious and delicate April 15, 2006

God. 

see neil aka mogley
Once-mythical creature that has finally shown his true identity.
God has the power to hi-jack your brain and manipulate your every thought, just to get you to do something simple like tell him a story or fix your info.
Listens to unity songs, thus appears un-scary.

Neil aka Mogley is God. Not to be confused with Dog.

God. by Nothing August 18, 2004

God 

Dog backwards

God is dog backwards

God by TAL3452 January 2, 2017

God 

An entity whose opinions on the consumption of pork has been a matter of hot debate amongst the world's religions.

Jew: "YHWH strictly forbids the consumption of pork."

Christian: "No He doesn't! Jesus and Paul took that law back a little while later."

Muslim: "Yes, He does forbid it, the Jew is right for once! Allah made this very clear 600 years after Jesus and Paul were alive!"

Pagan:"No, the gods do not forbid eating pork. In fact, we have to throw the bones of our slaughtered livestock into the communal bonfire to scare the demons away!"

Hindu:"Not true, the Dharmic law forbids eating any meat, including pork. Eating pork will only anger the gods."

Atheist:"I can't believe we're actually talking about stuff like this..."

God by Jack Torrance-Overlook Hotel January 10, 2009

God 

Some say he doesn't exist, others say he is indifferent. Still others say he is the picture of love and he is all-powerful. Some claim to follow him but don't truly do it, some scoff at his followers, and a rare handful of people actually follow him.

Look at a true believer to see what this is like. They are supposed to be an example of God's love.

God by Karo-san August 25, 2009

god 

one of most popular words in urban dictionary

Did you know that the word god has over 500 definitions?

god by thisnickisnotused February 7, 2010