God-stick

•Pronunciation: \'gäd-steek also ˈgȯd-steek\ •noun

1: a thing, usually cylindrical in shape of supreme value or the male genitalia.

2: a person that appears boastful and acts as if he/she knows what they're doing is right but obviously lacks the credentials to back it up.

"What a huge God-stick you have!"

"Please hand me the God-stick will you?"

"Don't be such a God-stick"

In the gym: "What a God-stick. He doesn't even look like a personal trainer, yet he's instructing the guy who appears much bigger than him."

God-stick by Nikorasu84 May 7, 2010

God Stick

The act of using a sticky grenade to stick some one in halo3. Usually from a far distance away or killing more than one person with a single stick or "God Stick"

1. Dude, I just got a triple kill with one gernade, total God Stick.

2.I just threw my gernade in the air and God Stuck someone! ROFL

God Stick by paul4086 February 12, 2009

god stick

TV remote control.

Give me the god stick !

god stick by Paul Johnson November 12, 2003

Stick God 

The greatest being. All the boys be hailing stick god. He fell from a tree and saved our universe.

Stickist: Up with stick god, down with goat demon!

Stick God by YoHasReturned September 15, 2020

God on a stick 

God on a stick is referring to Christ on the cross or crucifixes.

I don't know why y'all got to steal Yule and Saturnalia from the pagans. Wouldn't it be better to celebrate your god on a stick during the state fair?

God on a stick by Bittewow November 27, 2018

God on a stick 

Not blasphemous enough to compare something you love to God himself? Then compare it to a piece of God on a stick! Not as good as God but close indeed!

"I just defeated the armies of Satan! That's totally God on a stick!"

God on a stick by Derek the Archbishop of Canterbury July 3, 2005

God Sticks 

Black and Milds

Tom: Yo you got those god sticks?

Dave: Yea Man you know I got you.

God Sticks by Cash money1234 September 30, 2009