god Condom

1.A relentes promise of truth an utmost seal to promises, it equals "I swear" Say by any religious person.

2. A promise or seal of Truth/Bets.

Mexican 1. Jo man I ran like 3 miles today.

Mexican 2. Nah godspeed I don't think so.

Mexican 1. No J for real I was being chase by a dog.

Mexican 2. god condom?!

Mexican1. god condom.

god Condom by The RealTruth. October 22, 2019

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God Condom

Where you pray to god to put a protective shield around your dong and if it fails you stop believing.
Discreet way of saying you aren't using a condom.

I prepared my god condom, but she ended up getting pregnant. I threw away my bible and no longer attend church.
Babe did you bring protection? ofc babe I got my god condom.

God Condom by GucciAdonis September 28, 2017

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God Condom • God's condom • god • God complex • god speed • God Squad • God bless America • God's gift • god son • god damn it

God's condom

God doesn't allow for modern methods of birth control so all good christians instead turn to God's condom aka the butthole. Anal sex is the only true way to avoid pregnancy in the eyes of the lord.

Tina said she wasn't on the pill because she doesn't believe in birth control, but thats ok cause we just used God's condom instead.

God's condom by FiGnewtonBAR September 17, 2018

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priors

Prior convictions

Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.

priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008

Word of the Day on June 16, 2026

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ABG

An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.

"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."

ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009

Word of the Day on June 14, 2026

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Side Quest

Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.

"I'm bored but idk what to do... wanna just go out?"
"Hell yeah man let's go on a side quest!"

Side Quest by king sushii November 18, 2021

Word of the Day on June 13, 2026

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Collective 600 pound gorilla

A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.

The collective 600 pound gorilla was punching its chest, showing who the alphas were.

Collective 600 pound gorilla by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021

Word of the Day on June 12, 2026

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