1 definition by FiGnewtonBAR
God doesn't allow for modern methods of birth control so all good christians instead turn to God's condom aka the butthole. Anal sex is the only true way to avoid pregnancy in the eyes of the lord.
Tina said she wasn't on the pill because she doesn't believe in birth control, but thats ok cause we just used God's condom instead.
by FiGnewtonBAR September 17, 2018