gobble and go

The act of visiting a person just to perform a quick oral sex act and leave. Another one from JC out of Chicago.

Example: Lesa loved to visit his office for a quick Gobble and Go.

by JC The Janitor September 21, 2014

Gobble and Go

The act of visiting a person just to perform a quick oral sex act and leave. Another one from JC out of Chicago.

She loved to Gobble and Go

by JC The Janitor September 21, 2014

Hop and Gobble

A term used to describe the sexual act of a woman having intercource on top and finshing the job with a hummer just before the man is about to cum.

I thought I was in love. But, I knew it when she gave me the Hop and Gobble.

by Demian June 16, 2004

squat and gobble

Food court; collection of fast food counters around a court with tables.

Every mall has a squat and gobble and a bunch of restaurants whose prices make the crap at the squat and gobble attractive.

by P Brain January 3, 2008

squat and gobble

A place to eat and shit.

Man, where's a decent squat and gobble around here?

by Kodie January 17, 2004

Squat and Gobble

Carnival sex act where you pack your consenting partners ass with honey and potato chips, tie their hands behind their back with carnival rope, and lower them into a bathtub full of debeaked turkeys. The carny must then squat down and masturbate to climax using anything they can capture with their knees before being untied.

For a man with six fingers on two hands, Carl is the best squat and gobble carny in five states. I once saw him dispatch a king size jacuzzi worth of turkeys in ten minutes, and I think one of the turkeys fell in love!

by jigoku November 28, 2007

Stop and Gobble

Stopping at a rest-area to eat pre-packed food in a hurry.

During the holidays, my family went on a road trip in our new car. Bearing in mind the fact that we have a don't eat in the car rule, we stopped at a rest area to stop and gobble; in order to make it to Granny's house!

by 281hdj December 30, 2011