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Goat Raper

someone who rapes goats,wether it be big or it be small,it is still rape,sizes refering to the goat of course.one would call someone this in a situation of feeling inferior,wether it be big or small,size refering to a fucking cock,of course
"Your such a fuckin goat raper."
Goat Raper by /god November 23, 2004

Goat Ropper 

A cowboy who tucks his pants and puts the hind legs of a goat in them whle he has sex with the goat since it cannot run anywhere.
cowboys wife: What were you doin to that goat out there?

cowboy: i was just tryin to push him through the gate.

cowboys wife: You arnt a goat ropper, you a goat fucker you inbred son of a bitch

cowboy: if we get a divorce are we still cousins?
Goat Ropper by Donny22 January 21, 2009

Goat Ropper 

Person wanting to emulate the cowboy life without the labour. Would rather "rope goats" than herd cows.
"That boy ain't no real cowboy, he's a goat ropper - give him a lasso'n cow pony and he'd rather wrangle a ram."

Goat Raper

To have sex (whether to be anal/oral) with a goat out of fun
Alex is such a goat raper
Fusion looks at goat raper porn to jack off
Goat Raper by phyberoptix July 25, 2006

Goat Raper

A man of middle eastern heritage, Afghan, Iranian, Iraqi, Syrian, etc.
A goat raper blew himself up today with a suicide bomb.

goatnapper

To illegaly steal some sort of sheep off of a farm, without anyone looking. Signs of this happening is usually some guy standing on his porch with a shotgun, looking for his fucking animals.
I once met this goatnapper, and he used my animals to pleasure his peepee
goatnapper by jesus christ May 13, 2005
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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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