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Goat mout 

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Goat mout is what you would say a person got if they predict that something bad might happened its an old Jamaican slang
May said to her sister you can take my umbrella with you to work today I think it might rain and I don't want you getting wet and sick because I've heard that there's a very bad flu going around cause by the rain if you get all wet, but she didn't take her sis advice because she saw that it was a beautiful and sunny day but after all is said and done it rained and rained and she got wet and caught a cold

She then said to her sister you certainly got a goat mout if only I had listen to you I wouldn't be sick with the flu right now
Goat mout by Hardrock54 May 8, 2009
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Goat Mouthed Poof

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A borderline gay metro sexual who should just come out of the closet and stop draining resources of the male population.
"Is that dude gay?!?"

"Nah, he is just a goat mouthed poof!"

Goat Mouth 

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A term used in Jamaica to describe people who make negative predictions or hypotheses which actually turn out to be the case. (P.S. Thing said must be negative in nature)
Bob and Peter decide to transport 100 kilos of weed in their car. Bob gets cold feet about the plan and says to Peter: 'What if the babylon boys stop us on the road?' (Babylon ==Police). Peter says to bob : 'Stop being a little sissy and let's do this man'. They start to drive and on reaching a corner they meet up on some babylon boys who are doing a spot check and they get pulled over. Peter says to Bob: 'You know, you are a real goat mouth Bob?'.
Goat Mouth by macho_man July 28, 2016

shut your goat mouth 

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Shut up but with more force.

The alternative is shut your trout mouth
-Annoying person is talking

You say:
"You shut your GOAT mouth" OR
"You shut your TROUT mouth"

Goat Mouth 

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When a female has a recessed chin making her mouth look like that of a Goat. There may be an overbite involved, possibly big gums, and may or may not be accompanied by other Goat like features. In serious cases the chin becomes one with their neck.

In these situations do not allow the male penis to enter the mouth of the female Goat Mouth. Often, jagged teeth from chewing on cans as snacks has ravaged the Goat Mouth which can cause potential serious male penis injury.
I was checking out this fine female rump when all of a sudden the chick turns around and I nearly shit myself when I saw her extreme case of Goat Mouth dude brah.
Goat Mouth by Jamerdogg August 28, 2010

You breed with the mouth of a goat 

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You talk dirty when you have sex.

Originates from the idea of goats whispering lewd things in young women and old men's ears.
Castiel: You breed with the mouth of a goat!
One of the Winchesters: Wut?
Castiel: It's funnier in Enochian.

Goatmouth 

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Rare condition typically found in babbling old men and meth heads. Also occurs with the teethless wonders of our society. Condition can be spotted when an individual constantly slides their jaw around in all directions, for no apparent reason, resembling that of a goat chewing on some grass or a boot, or looking as if they are trying to eat their own face. Severe case can be witnessed in Old School by noting Blue's crazy jaw movements.
Victims of the Goatmouth epidemic should be lynched.
Goatmouth by Rumpulstiltskin January 25, 2008
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