Goat beard 

Noun

A woman who has straight pubic hair, thereby resembling a goat's beard.

Synonyms: pubes, pubic hair.

#pubes #mons pubis #vulva #yoni

"My hair down there is so straight, it looks like a goat beard.

Goat beard by Aurora Blew March 11, 2017

Goat beard 

Tiny patches of hair on a teenagers chin.

Dude that's not a real beard it's just a goat beard.

Goat beard by Nark van May 9, 2015

The Alaskan Goat Beard Challenge 

A hilarious challenge where you shave a goat's beard off and glue it to your chin in the winter. The challenge is to keep the goat hair glued to your chin and try to get reactions from random people

John : Hey man why the fuck does Willis have goat hair on his chin?

Toby : We made him do

"The Alaskan Goat Beard Challenge"
John: WTF is that bro?
Toby: you shave a goat's beard and glue it to your chin in the winter and wear it and you have to get random people's reactions without taking it off your chin

The Alaskan Goat Beard Challenge by JaCrispy420 December 11, 2020

Goat’s Beard 

A Fu Manchu for your gooch; can be an erogenous zone for some.

My girlfriend loves it when I grab her by the goat’s beard and swing her around the bedroom.

Goat’s Beard by Crazy Khronos October 28, 2020

Goat's beard 

A term taken from the highly historical and accurate series 'Vikings' referring to the female sex organ covered in foliage because presumably they didn't have handy razors way back when.... just big axes

''And the Earl who has nothing between his legs, but a goat's beard''

Goat's beard by Floki the Viking June 18, 2015