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Goat ass 

Something said when something does now go your way, "right in the goat ass" said when you are angry. Does not litterally mean the anus of a goat. Goes along with Bull fuck. (See Bull Fuck)
Jamie: "He left me because I wouldnt put out!"
Kristin: "Thats bull fuck in the goat ass"

Daniel: "Fuck me in the goat ass!"
Jeff: "What hapened dude?!?"
Daniel: "My car got broken into"
Goat ass by AdamDtheWizard January 11, 2011
Words you can keep

Goat Ass 

"Put up your dukes..."
"I got no fucking dukes"
Goat Ass by not you September 18, 2003

Goat Ass 

A form of email signature similar to Regards, Best Regards, or Sincerely for when you really want to sign the email with a big, "Fuck you,"
Goat Ass by Richard Feltersnatch November 3, 2022

Goat Ass Nigga 

Someone who is a savage in life and approaches everything with reckless abandon
That dude did so much blow and smashed all that ass, he must be a Goat Ass Nigga
Goat Ass Nigga by Hella Goat June 22, 2017

goat-ass latte 

(GAL, for short) a caffeinated beverage consisting of espresso, steamed milk, and a dab of milk froth, considered "goat ass" as the coffee bean is over-extracted or stale, reminiscent of the hind quarters of a certain four-legged creature. See also McDonald's McCafe.
Damn Gina, french kissing you sure has been ruined by that goat-ass latte I guzzled this morning.

Goat-Ass Bullshit

Term used to describe ridiculous policies or decisions that are void any semblance of common sense or rationality.
Who the Fuck came up with this Goat-Ass Bullshit?

Fuck Me up the Goat Ass 

A phrase that may be exclaimed in situations concerning stupid actions/accidents carried out by yourself.

It can be used to signify individuals near you that your poor motor skills coupled with hand-eye coordination are just as affective as bringing a pack of bubblegum instead of a grenade to war.

After taking the tray of Tater-Tots out of the oven, you remove the oven mittens.
While trying to grab one with your bare hands, you burn your wrist/arm/upper limb on the metal try.

* "Ouch! Fuck Me up the Goat Ass!"


More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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