Goat Ropper 

A cowboy who tucks his pants and puts the hind legs of a goat in them whle he has sex with the goat since it cannot run anywhere.

cowboys wife: What were you doin to that goat out there?

cowboy: i was just tryin to push him through the gate.

cowboys wife: You arnt a goat ropper, you a goat fucker you inbred son of a bitch

cowboy: if we get a divorce are we still cousins?

Goat Ropper by Donny22 January 21, 2009

Goat Ropper 

Person wanting to emulate the cowboy life without the labour. Would rather "rope goats" than herd cows.

"That boy ain't no real cowboy, he's a goat ropper - give him a lasso'n cow pony and he'd rather wrangle a ram."

Goat Ropper by Anna Moreno - proud goat ropper January 5, 2008

Goat Roper 

Someone who dresses like a cowboy but completely lacks rancher skills and knowledge. This poser wears the hat and drives the truck but has no clue what to do with the cow.

It was clear from Paul's un-scuffed boots and spotless shirt that he was a goat roper.

Goat Roper by Plumtree Pru July 8, 2018

goat roper 

A wannabe cowboy who wears their boots over their pants, thus showing their ignorance of the purpose of the boots. They are more concerned with showing off how expensive their boots are, than practicality. (You wear your pants over your boots to keep snow, mud, and shit out of them.)

Why are you wearing your boots like a goat roper? Untuck them so the snow doesn't go inside!

goat roper by KatK November 26, 2007

goat roper 

When you are learning calf roping, you can accidentally snap the calf’s neck with your rope. Goats are less valuable than calves, so a goat-roper is a novice who is required to practice on goats. (I learned this in Lubbock, Texas, back in 1977.)

Yes, I know he does a lot of repair work for folks in the neighborhood, but as far as I’m concerned, he’s no more than a goat roper.

goat roper by CorkyFrom14thStreet April 25, 2016

Goat Roper 

Not to be confused with a "goat rope", a Goat Roper is an archaic term for a redneck. It lost popularity in the late 1900's, but has had a resurgence in popularity recently. A goat roper denotes someone who is a "hick", and/or clumsy and stupid. Usually said person works in the farming industry, but is not exclusive to this.

"That guy Bill is a real goat roper, did you see the spit stains running down the driver's side of his old, dented 1978 Ford F150 pickup?"

Goat Roper by Crazy Sven April 23, 2006

Goat Roper 

Any male who doesn't really care if the sex is with a human or a four footed friend, esp. residents of Lehi Utah.

Zach is a such a goat roper, he didn't notice that Jane left his hick ass and put the goat in his bed last night.

Goat Roper by Tigthered August 13, 2007