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Goat Licker 

A person who likes to write Goat Licker to say: ''you are nice and i will tell You that but i won't tell you who wrote this."
when someone writes goat licker it means a complement but you are not supposed to know who wrote it.
it was first invented by two 12 year olds attend London, Elementry in London, Ohio, usa
and since gone viral. so if you find a note that says goat licker, an anonymous person complemented you!
wow mom! your such a Goat Licker!
Goat Licker by pteranodon4444 August 30, 2018
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goat ball licker

First used in the Colbert Report. Claiming his grandfather was a goat ball licker: someone to make the goats happy in the in a goat herding environment. This expression was used to mock Barack Obama's claim to his grandfather being a goat herder from Africa.
"Who would have thought that the son of a poor Appalachian turd miner; the grandson of a goat ball licker, born in the town of Could-Be-President, one day could be President of the United States?"- Stephen Colbert
goat ball licker by Veritas0609 January 7, 2009

goat locker

The compartment in the front of a submarine designed to house "the goats" or enlisted personnel ranked E-7 or above. This compartment usually has a small berthing area and a small desk and a large coffee pot and a shitter. The activities contained within this space usually involves random urine testing, drinking coffee, stroking goats and general digging Navy life.
Damn, I have to go to the goat locker and take a whiz quiz. I sure hope Cheif Porter isn't up there!

Goatlicker 

The name that grocery clerks use for an individual who bears the German last name of "Goettlicher"
safeway clerk: "thank you mr. go... goat... Goatlicker?"

goettlicher: "f@#% you."
Goatlicker by Goettlicher's Wife November 18, 2013

Gatlicker 

A person who is annoying, ugly, stupid, or just downright unappealing in every way.
Person 1: "Do you know that guy Joe? He's always hitting on everyone's girl!"
Person 2: "Yeah, he is an extreme gatlicker."
Gatlicker by Twisteddonut October 13, 2016

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
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