Goat Faced

To be goat faced is to have your mouth full of so much pudding that it bears resemblance to a goat.

Man, Bill had practically an entire bowl pudding in his choppers, I can't believe how goat faced he is.

Goat Faced by Maverick461 July 5, 2006

goat-faced 

Having a tired, haggard face, usually the result of too much cocaine use.

"Jim used to be my friend, but now that goat-faced motherfucker just shakes and asks to borrow money."

goat-faced by rockemsockemblowbots October 28, 2007

Goat Faced Bastard 

A goat faced bastard is a term used to describe someone who you would consider to be a friend who's actions have been innappropriate. It is commonly used as a form of disrespect when your friend has done something which you would consider to be morally and socially below their normally acceptable standards.

I can't believe you took that swamp donkey back last night you goat faced bastard

Goat Faced Bastard by Goatfacedbastard April 7, 2011

goat face 

Not that my face is a goat's face, or my head is a goat's head. My face is an entire goat.

Marzipan, look. This is goat face. I have a goat for a face.

goat face by bowser724 February 22, 2008

flat ass goat face 

Charley McCabe

Charley is such a flat ass goat face.

flat ass goat face by Jdognastymoney February 21, 2017

goat face 

A goat face is somebody who is visually offensive

"Shut up goat face!"

goat face by Biggarethhouse March 14, 2004

You've got a face that resembles the south end of a north bound goat 

You are ugly

You've got a face that resembles the south end of a north bound goat

You've got a face that resembles the south end of a north bound goat by Matthu Wyshart July 17, 2009