Go to Walmart

The act of getting stoned with one or more of your friends. Getting reaallllly baked.

Origin:It was a code phrase/name created for camp counselors who wanted to say they wanted to get high without being detected then "randomly drug tested". So if one were to use this phrase it would inform a fellow counselor that tonight would be a "good night",but, to the untrained ear, it would appear that two or more people just really love the savings that Walmart can provide to the average upstate New York camp counselor.

1:Hey mat do you wanna go to Walmart(get shit faced then get paid to watch another person's child) to today?

2:Man i went to Walmart last night and the savings were incredible(i got so baked last night i could actually see biblical scenes taking place before my eyes)

3.Man i have such a bad headache...I'm going to walmart for some advil(its been rough and i need some medical shit up in here)

4. Dude last night we went to Walmart and it turns out the TV was cheaper over at Pathmark (some guy tried to sell us shwag as dro, but we are an educated consumer)

Go to Walmart by Beaver Lake November 26, 2007

don't go to Walmart

A snarky way of saying "stay on target". (Since Walmart and Target are the two big department store chains in the US, saying "don't go to Walmart" is meant to conjure up the familiar phrase "star on target". )

While Jasper works with Becky on their joint science project, constructing a psychodelic ant farm, Jasper says "Hey I think the new Taco Bell on 4th street gets the order right more than any place in town."
Becky responds by handing him the super-glue and says "Jasper, don't go to Walmart on me."

don't go to Walmart by valleylad December 13, 2014

Go To Wal-Mart 

An excuse used to go masturbate

Hey guys I have to Go To Wal-Mart
Oh ya sure "Wal-Mart"...

Go To Wal-Mart by walmartguy May 2, 2011

Man, go to Wal-Mart 

A term not unlike - go to hell. It can be used when someone is being a real shit-ass towards you. For being in a Wal-Mart is like going to hell.

Lori: "Hey Lance! I think you may have mismatched your clothes. They look awful. Hahahha."
Lance: "Hey Lori! Your mom dressed me this morning after I brought the beast to her for three hours straight, so it's on her blurred out eyes that I almost fucked out of her head."
Lori: "That's not funny. My Mom has an addiction."
Lance: "Man, go to Wal-Mart!"

Man, go to Wal-Mart by von groovy June 24, 2024