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Go gurt
to masturbate, when your sperm comes out
It is like when you eat Go Gurt which are tubes with yogurt in them that you have to squeeze up to get the yogurt out. So when you masturbate you rub your dick and sperm comes out.
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go-gurt
Slang for semen. Pasty white sticky substance that comes from a tube. 'grab and jerk than squeeze and slurp'
go-gurt by Stacy and Mikey February 10, 2007
go-gurt
when the women puts the open end of the condom in her mouth and pushes the semen out of the rubber with her hand into her mouth.
go-gurt by chancewendt December 20, 2008
Go-Gurt
When an Especially slutty chick takes the condom, after sex, and squeezes the cum out into her mouth, then proceeds to swallow it all.
Shevantre: Hey babe you wanna just throw that rubber away?
Allie: Nah imma give you a go-gurt big boy!
Shevantre: Damn gurl you be dirty!
Allie: I know, i'm just like that
Allie: Nah imma give you a go-gurt big boy!
Shevantre: Damn gurl you be dirty!
Allie: I know, i'm just like that
Go-Gurt by BRETTFAVRE4EVER May 8, 2010
Go-Gurt
1. The consumption of semen via prophylactic.
2. Ejaculate in a condom and drink the remains.
3. After a male homo sapien sexually excretes into a condom, a willing individual may enjoy contents at their leisure.
2. Ejaculate in a condom and drink the remains.
3. After a male homo sapien sexually excretes into a condom, a willing individual may enjoy contents at their leisure.
1. After I had safe condom-protected sex with my girlfriend, she gave herself a go-gurt by ripping the condom off my hard penis and sucking every drop of cum out of it just like one would enjoy the creamy goodness of a bagged yogurt.
2. I was jerking off and came into a condom. I then proceeded to go-gurt myself "facial-style."
3. Son, back in the 1970's I banged this chick at some festi then go-gurted her, wringing out my semen all over her sweaty body. Those were the days..... those were the days.
2. I was jerking off and came into a condom. I then proceeded to go-gurt myself "facial-style."
3. Son, back in the 1970's I banged this chick at some festi then go-gurted her, wringing out my semen all over her sweaty body. Those were the days..... those were the days.
Go-Gurt by Mark Pune-Twaine March 18, 2011
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