go-gurt 

Slang for semen. Pasty white sticky substance that comes from a tube. 'grab and jerk than squeeze and slurp'

Oh shiz-nit your go-gurt just shot in my eye!

You just go-gurted on my pillow, jackass!

go-gurt by Stacy and Mikey February 10, 2007

go-gurt 

when the women puts the open end of the condom in her mouth and pushes the semen out of the rubber with her hand into her mouth.

"hey babe, when i'm done do you want my go-gurt?"

go-gurt by chancewendt December 20, 2008

Go-Gurt 

When an Especially slutty chick takes the condom, after sex, and squeezes the cum out into her mouth, then proceeds to swallow it all.

Shevantre: Hey babe you wanna just throw that rubber away?
Allie: Nah imma give you a go-gurt big boy!
Shevantre: Damn gurl you be dirty!
Allie: I know, i'm just like that

Go-Gurt by BRETTFAVRE4EVER May 8, 2010

Go-Gurt 

1. The consumption of semen via prophylactic.
2. Ejaculate in a condom and drink the remains.
3. After a male homo sapien sexually excretes into a condom, a willing individual may enjoy contents at their leisure.

1. After I had safe condom-protected sex with my girlfriend, she gave herself a go-gurt by ripping the condom off my hard penis and sucking every drop of cum out of it just like one would enjoy the creamy goodness of a bagged yogurt.

2. I was jerking off and came into a condom. I then proceeded to go-gurt myself "facial-style."

3. Son, back in the 1970's I banged this chick at some festi then go-gurted her, wringing out my semen all over her sweaty body. Those were the days..... those were the days.

Go-Gurt by Mark Pune-Twaine March 18, 2011

Go-Gurt 

When a tissue or a set of tissues are so filled with semen that when you crumple the tissues, the semen shoots out of an opening similar to when you pressure the bottom of a tube of go-gurt.

"Oh man, I went to go throw out my tissues after a great wank and I accidentally go-gurted onto the floor!"

Go-Gurt by BoingoBrown January 16, 2021

Go-gurt 

The act of oral sex in a car

Beebo pulled out all the stops on Valentine's Day, so Becky rewarded him generously with some sloppy go-gurt on the ride home.

Go-gurt by Cheese's Freaky Ticki March 7, 2015

Go-Gurt 

When a girl removes the condom off your dick and drinks the semen.

Yo son when I finished nuttin she removed the condom and swallowed it like a Go-Gurt

Go-Gurt by SamoBlu July 1, 2017