Glock Blocked

One who prevents another from harming or killing someone else.

"Man I was totally gonna kill them before you Glock Blocked me."

by Anonydudette February 8, 2019

Glock Block

When an individual, with malicious intent or otherwise, does not allow you to play your glockenspiel.

A: "Wow that bitch wouldn't let my play my glockenspiel!"
B: "Dude, you totally got glock blocked!"

by mengohengo April 20, 2011

Glock Block

The Glock Block is when a person stops a man from shooting the other man.

For example the "Don't do it, he's not worth it" , or "Killing him wont bring him or her back"
or from 24
Tony trying to shoot the murderer of his wife, and jack bauer shot him.

These are all examples of a Glock Block

by Parth S Patel May 19, 2009

glock block

When a friend (or FORMER friend) buys the firearm you were looking at, and considering for purchase. Glock is used in this case as a popular representation of any firearm, for its rhyming properties.

Jumbo: The guy I went to the gunshow with bought the XDs I wanted...

Madfat: Dude, you got Glock blocked!

by Madfat March 16, 2013

Glock-Block

The act of blocking one from playing Call of Duty or any First-Person-Shooter. Can be for a good or bad reason.

Tom - Dude why weren't you on CoD last night?
Me - Oh sorry bro, my girlfriend came over and glock-blocked me.
Tom - Nice.

Mike - Dude what the hell I said go on CoD.
Me - Ugh I went to but my mom glock-blocked me with a bunch of chores.

by AMFPsychotic June 26, 2010

Glock-block

General definition: Using Glock as a basis for any argument about beginner handgun selection, stating it's unmatched reliability and proliferation, while negating it's downfalls in ergonomics/Grip angle and lack of innovation.

Alternative definition: Shitting on any Glock caliber besides 9 or 10mm or the G44 22 LR

I overheard heard this Fudd talking about the 1911 being the only choice for a CCW, so I had to Glock-block him

by LessThanLethal February 28, 2020

Glock Block

The act of stopping the use of a firearm by means of physical, emotional, or logical surpression.

Carl - I'm going to shoot that dude!

Max - If you shoot him I am going to kill your dog.

Carl - Why the fuck are you Glock Blocking me Max?

by Johnnyboy641 September 17, 2008