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Globojo

Meaning the person is a world wide ho
Damn that girl is a globojo, I swear she goes international
by Watchen December 1, 2007
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Globohomo

(noun, can also be used as an adjective) A portmanteau of the words "global" (or "globalist") and "homosexual." Used to sarcastically denote the predominant philosophy espoused by the Western economic elite, formally known as "neoliberalism". It combines ruthless capitalism by transnational corporations with a façade of socially-liberal politics.

The ultimate end state of Globohomo is one in which all sexual, ethnic, racial and national identity is broken down, leaving the demoralized masses to work for $12 an hour in an Amazon warehouse while a small cadre of billionaires rule over them. A poignant vision of Globohomo can be found in Aldous Huxley's 1932 novel, "Brave New World".

While often used by the alt-right, the term is not exclusively conservative in nature, nor is it necessarily anti-homosexual. In fact, considering that Marxism was created in response to working class exploitation, a CEO championing leftist talking points while making 200 times the salary of their employees should be noted as an extreme case of irony.
Citizen #1: "Did you hear Coca-Cola released an ad with two men raising a baby together AND stood up against Georgia's voter ID law? I'm glad companies are finally standing up for the right thing."
Citizen #2: "This is the same company that used a paramilitary to murder union workers at their bottling plant in Colombia. It's just Globohomo propaganda."
by Dr. Swedish Fish, Ph.D. April 26, 2021
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globobo

Be globobo and recycle that!

Hey! You littered! That wasn't very globobo.
by Lemonteaz May 18, 2008
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Globohomo

(noun, disparaging) flat vector illustration style; a simplistic digital art style using simplified, rounded geometry and uniform flat coloration. Paradoxically emphasizes the diversity of human subjects while appearing remarkably homogeneous. Commonly used in corporate propaganda.
Etymology: globalist + homogeneous
Searching for "diversity flat vector art" in an image search engine will produce thousands of works in the globohomo style.
by tp217 November 23, 2020
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Globohomo

Portmanteau of "Globalist Homogenization", and a critique of capitalism which claims that it is erasing cultural identities and traditional beauty. This is evident in the pervasive, samey-looking modern architecture styles (usually ones that are full of glass), that purport to be "modern" and "progressive" but are actually just ugly and depressing. Another example is the "corporate art style", known as "alegria", that is universially condemned as hideous.

Often mistakenly believed to be a portmanteau of "globalist homosexual" by both alt-right troglodytes and their critics. Globohomo is instead a critique of corporatism and how it homogenizes and devalues culture in the name of a futuristic utopian ideal. Everyone who is not a technocratic elite hates it for its fakeness and mass-produced nature, which is the same reason people tend to dislike kitsch art.
Person 1: Why does every city in the world look the same?
Person 2: Globohomo doesn't care about beauty because it's expensive.
by UDUser4820 March 3, 2022
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globujobbulus

when something or someone looks, tastes, smells, feels, or sounds so amazing that it is out of this world
The lobster we ate yesterday was globujobbulus.
by moo&jobster July 17, 2019
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Globohomo

Essentially the world wide conspiracy of gay dudes who spread war and destruction under the guise of American / British "democracy."

A subset of gay men meet up in clubs like Skull and Bones, the Masons, and strive to take over the world, probably cause they just hate the fact that women don't want them enough to enjoy straight sex, so they go gay and just want to have a gay mafia to wreck havoc on the planet and force their gayness and greed on others. The greed and capitalism is cause these gay guys just overvalue money as a way of getting their sexual needs met, but they know that no woman would ever desire them so they just keep on accumulating until everyone else is dead.
Steve: Globohomo destroyed the world
Bob: Ukraine and Taiwan had the biggest gay parades in history. Makes you think.
by Johnnyzombie March 3, 2022
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