When the gloves need to come _on_, and things get dirty, it's no
time for half measures. Best to bring out the big guns right off, get them thick 7mil gloves on, an anointal squirt of goo-
gone in nitrile-gloved hand, we then begin the "cleaning" process, vigorously stroking back and forth over the length, agitating with pumice
grit for added friction, a passionate fervor, and potent concoction of solvents, we
grip firmly and to ensure the _entire_ length is coated, covered, and cared for properly. ;)
Always best to
go full-bore, no half-assin! Now get them gloves on...
God, look at the gunk on that motherfucker, that poor thing needs some
TLC and a good gloved-up goo-
gone handjob, and
maybe a miracle...