When you take a fat hit of some kind of cannabis extract(usually dabs, on rare occasions hash is substituted) and it hits you so hard that you can barely remember your own name
Tyrone: yo, come thru. I just picked up some Errl
KuntaKinte: On my way rn, fam.
**between 5 and 10 minutes later**
Tyrone: Yo nigga, you good?
KuntaKinte: yeah man, I'm just globbed up
Tyrone: Good, because it's your hit
KuntaKinte: On my way rn, fam.
**between 5 and 10 minutes later**
Tyrone: Yo nigga, you good?
KuntaKinte: yeah man, I'm just globbed up
Tyrone: Good, because it's your hit
by Fro (aka Smokey) February 3, 2017
Cryptic terminology used by a group of promiscious, backstabbing, meth-smoking, BB gun-slinging teenagers from Hertfordshire to talk about a mutual friend behind his back.
For instance, "Hey Michael! Did you see what /Glob/ just ate?"
"Yeah, John, I did! Stupid fat faggot."
"Yeah, John, I did! Stupid fat faggot."
by skinnybrah November 23, 2013
ignorant unattractive (generally fat) person who is popular because they spend all their parent's money on ugly clothing.
glob: hey! i haven't hung out with you for soo long! what are you wearing to semi?
me: erm...my dress from last year.
glob: oh. my daddy's taking me on a shopping spree to nyc to buy a dress.
me: hello! it's your freshman semi! no one cares what you wear as long as it looks good on you.
me: erm...my dress from last year.
glob: oh. my daddy's taking me on a shopping spree to nyc to buy a dress.
me: hello! it's your freshman semi! no one cares what you wear as long as it looks good on you.
by elliot<33 April 27, 2006
The Sexual act of inserting ones specifically Left Breast into the rectum of a male parnter.
(for the act of inserting ones right chesticle, see; Flobbing)
(for the act of inserting ones right chesticle, see; Flobbing)
by KushPuppy November 29, 2019
by little lewd November 9, 2013
When you nut in a girls ass, the morning after she has to shit out a certain type of turd, a turd glob.
by MeatMaster3 November 4, 2019
Glob Of Load... Gooey Substance sometimes found in eyes, or on the face/chest area. can also be found in the shower drain, or undies.
by Nos72 October 5, 2007