Glizzytheus

An ancient hero who could devour Glizzys at a rate hitherto unseen. A statue was erected of him outside McDonalds flagship restaurant somewhere in New Jersey. He can been seen holding his Glizzy Gladius as he strikes a heroic pose.

“Bro have you heard the tale of Glizzytheus?”
“Yea I wanna be just like him!”

by anonymous May 4, 2021