When a married man with kids has no privacy in his own home, he resorts to masturbating in his employers bathroom after he relieves his bowls, resembling a brown hotdog with a white condiment.
“Damnit Tucker! If you’re gonna drop a ‘Family Man’s Glizzy’ in the bathroom you gotta flush afterwards!”
by Onion_Man September 15, 2020
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