Glimp Glimp

The sound an eyelid makes when it closes and opens in a slower than usual motion.

She stared blankly <<glimp glimp>> into the mirror.

by Fluteplayer January 22, 2026

stroppy glimp

Stroppy means "grumpy" and glimp means "stupid", so this would be a grumpy and stupid person.

"fcuk ya then ya stroppy glimp,i will get em of ebay then" - actual quote from original context

by Reverend Beastly April 6, 2005

Glimp

glimp ; verb (Glimping, Glimped)

To have sexual intercourse while wearing 'Aviator' glasses; Often with a non-emotional face or cool voice.

Tom- Yeah, so I found out I really wanna try glimping some girl!

Jack- Yeah, it is pretty awesome.

by Geegee43 January 16, 2010

Glimp

The word 'glimp' is derived from 'gimp' and 'blimp' and refers to cars that have unnecessary accessories such as spoilers, body kits, excessive paint jobs and chrome rims.

- "Oh dude did you see that glimp tearing down the road just then?"
- "Oh yeah. Must have a tiny penis."

- "Hey, do you want to drive down the road to get some food with me?"
- "Not in that glimp."

by Fappuccino October 4, 2011

glimp

glimp

:(verb) 1. to attain with malice 2. to perform a surgical procedure motivated by or resulting from impulse rather than thought

Guy - "I was delighted when I emptied my pockets this morning and realised that I'd glimped six lighters."

Guy - "So I glimped the kneecaps off the youngfella coz that's just the way I spalled it."

by Hawky1 July 11, 2011

Glimp

When you masterbait to the point when your dick turn red

Jim “I’m going to go glimp”
Other Jim “well that’s fucking disgusting”

by Glimper March 27, 2019

glimp

It means:
1) A person who is stupid
2) A person who is annoying

"You glimp!"
"That kid over there is such a glimp!"

by Jason Jones July 25, 2004