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glimp ; verb (Glimping, Glimped)

To have sexual intercourse while wearing 'Aviator' glasses; Often with a non-emotional face or cool voice.
Tom- Yeah, so I found out I really wanna try glimping some girl!

Jack- Yeah, it is pretty awesome.
by Geegee43 January 16, 2010
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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glimp

:(verb) 1. to attain with malice 2. to perform a surgical procedure motivated by or resulting from impulse rather than thought
Guy - "I was delighted when I emptied my pockets this morning and realised that I'd glimped six lighters."

Guy - "So I glimped the kneecaps off the youngfella coz that's just the way I spalled it."
by Hawky1 July 09, 2011
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The word 'glimp' is derived from 'gimp' and 'blimp' and refers to cars that have unnecessary accessories such as spoilers, body kits, excessive paint jobs and chrome rims.
- "Oh dude did you see that glimp tearing down the road just then?"
- "Oh yeah. Must have a tiny penis."

- "Hey, do you want to drive down the road to get some food with me?"
- "Not in that glimp."
by Fappuccino October 03, 2011
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When you masterbait to the point when your dick turn red
Jim β€œI’m going to go glimp”
Other Jim β€œwell that’s fucking disgusting”
by Glimper March 27, 2019
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It means:
1) A person who is stupid
2) A person who is annoying
"You glimp!"
"That kid over there is such a glimp!"
by Jason Jones July 25, 2004
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