Glidden

Glidden is a very horny spaz but also hot af and is always dtf.

You are such a sexual and hot person that means you must be Glidden

by Thiccccc bb November 19, 2018

Charles Gliddon

When a 7 ft two man with size 18 feet decides to go out with a 4 ft girl to make his dick look bigger

Oscar: Gee did you see Greg the other day - with the dwarf woman?
Patrick: Yeah, he's gonna totally Charles Gliddon
Dan: Imagine them in the bedroom
Oscar: I do. . . frequently
Patrick: It's gonna be painful

by Hugo Harlotbreath March 2, 2019

Charles Gliddon

When a 7 ft two man with size 18 feet decides to go out with a 4 ft girl to make his dick look bigger

Oscar: Gee did you see Greg the other day - with the dwarf woman?
Patrick: Yeah, he's gonna totally Charles Gliddon
Dan: Imagine them in the bedroom
Oscar: I do. . . frequently
Patrick: It's gonna be painful

by Hugo Harlotbreath March 2, 2019

Gidden

The True Anglish form of goddess. Comes from OE Gyden and reflects the pattern of vixen.

Easter is an amazing holiday and a beautiful gidden.

by Master of beargreen August 11, 2023

Jonathan Giddens

Lame like Zachary Smallwood.

Jonathan Giddens is lame.

by a kid who respects people October 30, 2018

Giddens

A person whom looses all self control in party situations. One whom says 'Your Mom'. One whom trades punches while trashed.

Joe - Dude that wasn't very cool.
Steve - YOUR MOM!
Joe - Your such a Giddens.

Hey check out that guy over there, punching people in the arms. He is such a Giddens.

by adum yoza March 1, 2004

Gladden

A large measurement (around half a bottle) but still classy.

I might have a gladden of wine tonight

by ProperNutty March 8, 2023