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glasstectomy

A medical procedure whereby a piece of glass is inserted between the legs so that one might see where they are going when their head is up their ass.
That guy that parked in the bus lane and then locked his keys in his van with it running needs a glasstectomy.
by marked wayne December 5, 2011
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glassectomy

A medical procedure in which a small window is inserted into the lower abdomen, enabling a person suffering from chronic wordcranial rectal inversion/word to see.
Joey has his head so far up his ass he can't tell day from night. He should really be admitted for an emergency glassectomy.
by S. Baker July 19, 2003
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