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Gladius Guavas

Tits that resemble a gladiators sword

Long flat and pointy at the end
She looks like a sword rack with those two gladius guavas hanging there
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A short sword used by the Romans. They liked the hispanic design of swords so much that they adopted it and increased on the design.


The roman gladius was used mainly for stabbing, as their short profile allowed them to glide quickly through the air and penetrate through armor.
There are four known types of gladius's,

Hispaniesis, Mainz, Fulham, Pompeii.

A breakoff design of the mainz type gladius is called the Mainz-Reingonheim.
Gladius by Not Zane August 19, 2004

Glarious 

When something is Glaringly Obvious
Can you check this to make sure there is nothing glaringly obvious that I have missed.

Can you please check this to make sure there is nothing glarious that I have missed.
the male organ of copulation and, in mammals, of urinary excretion
My valiant gladius was in Emily's scabbard, if you know what I mean.
gladius by Captain Falcon-Phallus January 13, 2009

gladiolus 

A spartan whose natural bodily aura intimidates all women within a 20 meter radius. This aura immediately soaks every single pair of panties inside of that radius
Mans that guy is such a Gladiolus
gladiolus by Gladiolus May 20, 2018
A short sword used by the Romans approx. 44 inches in length. It was used for stabbing but was pretty good for slashing too. The broad triangular tip shows that it was made for stabbing.
these mindless barbarians will be conquered by the Gladius
Gladius by DEATH5089 November 22, 2006