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Glanding
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glanding • gladding • granding • GANDINGA • Glancing Blow • Glanking • Glanxing • a glancing blow • Ariana granding • Clock Glancing
Gladding
(Noun)
To be the sort of lad who think negging will get you laid, instead he gets pubically shamed in full view of his employers, friends and strangers on social media.
He is his only cheerleader as everyone thinks hes a creepy little weirdo.
He also had tastes in girls below the legal age, hence the famous moniker "The Ipswitch Nonce"
To be the sort of lad who think negging will get you laid, instead he gets pubically shamed in full view of his employers, friends and strangers on social media.
He is his only cheerleader as everyone thinks hes a creepy little weirdo.
He also had tastes in girls below the legal age, hence the famous moniker "The Ipswitch Nonce"
"Mate, is that hat little Gladding prick from 5 a side?"
"Yup thats Lloyd alright. Quick, hide your baby daughter."
"Yup thats Lloyd alright. Quick, hide your baby daughter."
Gladding by CarisJustice December 4, 2020
E-glancing
The common practice of scan-reading your email messages. E-glancing has become more prominent due to workload and time constraints. E-glancing is facilitated by the growing popularity of PDA type devices where emails are received out of the office environment. In such circumstances, ‘E-glancing' assures a prompt response and efficient time management for busy professionals.
E-glancing also incorporates a function whereby (when reading an email) only the first few sentences of the email are actually studied by the receiver. As a result of E-glancing, emails in the business environment have become less wordy and exhibit direct evidence when calling for action i.e. incorporation of bullet points and numbering rather than long-winded explanations of entire scenarios.
E-glancing also incorporates a function whereby (when reading an email) only the first few sentences of the email are actually studied by the receiver. As a result of E-glancing, emails in the business environment have become less wordy and exhibit direct evidence when calling for action i.e. incorporation of bullet points and numbering rather than long-winded explanations of entire scenarios.
Busy professionals have unwittingly developed a technique known as e-glancing to ensure they can identify critical tasks (outlined by an inundation of electronic media) in a shorter time-frame, thus rendering their response with greater efficacy.
E-glancing by elmaz_concepts December 6, 2010
Glanking
The Combination of the greatest actions in the world, Masturbation (wanking) and Gloving (lights on your fingers bitch!)
Glanking by Glovemaster Shades October 18, 2011
Ariana Granding
Ariana Granding by AR!ANAGRANDE April 27, 2019
Glancing Blow
That girl that gave me head last night had one eye looking at me and one eye looking for me...it was like she gave me a glancing blow!
Glancing Blow by Ofnsve August 26, 2009
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