Glodding

An act where 3 people dig up a grave of a woman. One man watches, One man jumps and One man recieves. The reciever puts his head by the womans fanny. The watcher watches out for other civilians. The jumper jumps on the dead body and all the insides go into the recieves mouth!

Used mainly as an insult. Whether this occured is unknown.

Ha, just because you got caught for Glodding you sick twat.

by OxygenFactory April 22, 2009

Gladding

(Noun)
To be the sort of lad who think negging will get you laid, instead he gets pubically shamed in full view of his employers, friends and strangers on social media.
He is his only cheerleader as everyone thinks hes a creepy little weirdo.
He also had tastes in girls below the legal age, hence the famous moniker "The Ipswitch Nonce"

"Mate, is that hat little Gladding prick from 5 a side?"
"Yup thats Lloyd alright. Quick, hide your baby daughter."

by CarisJustice December 4, 2020

gloading

Gaining or feeling superiority over your own success or someone else misfortune

You’d just won a Chess match and start gloading over your opponent loss

by Biez W January 5, 2021

Xayah Godding

Playing xayah like Barry Badden (The Xayah King)

What are you playing?
I'm Xayah Godding

by RazvanS123352123443647332 August 27, 2022

godding

Total bus-shagging gimp!

Oi, you are such a godding!

by _pete_ October 6, 2006

Grodding

The act of a man laying down, face up, with a straight erection pointing up inside of a woman's mouth while she sucks on it. The woman's asshole would also be facing the sky, as another man is behind her licking her asshole. There would be a third man with his penis inside the woman's pussy, and holding onto the head of the man licking the woman's butt for support.

Dude, me, Bill, and Frank were grodding with that girl that works down by the market, you know, that one with the semen always on her tits.

by Ay Dios Mio November 23, 2011

gladding

This is a medieval English surname which translates to 'sex warrior''. A gladiator in the sex Olympics.

"Last night, I spent the night with a Gladding. I'm still weak from dropping so many Os"

by Calivera November 17, 2016