Giustizia
Giustizia is “Justice” in the Italian language. Very few lucky Italians inherited this last name, and let me tell you… they are legends.
It is known that Giustizias are the superior Italian bloodline. Naturally charismatic, dangerously good-looking, and somehow always the funniest person in the room. They have an unmatched ability to turn complete strangers into friends, ordinary nights into stories, and minor disagreements into full-blown Italian court cases.
A Giustizia is fiercely loyal to family and friends, has absolutely no problem telling you exactly what they think, and carries themselves with the confidence of someone whose last name literally means Justice.
Scientists have yet to determine where this confidence comes from. Some believe it’s genetic. Others believe it’s the pasta.
If you ever meet a Giustizia, consider yourself lucky. If you are a Giustizia, congratulations — you already won the genetic lottery.
It is known that Giustizias are the superior Italian bloodline. Naturally charismatic, dangerously good-looking, and somehow always the funniest person in the room. They have an unmatched ability to turn complete strangers into friends, ordinary nights into stories, and minor disagreements into full-blown Italian court cases.
A Giustizia is fiercely loyal to family and friends, has absolutely no problem telling you exactly what they think, and carries themselves with the confidence of someone whose last name literally means Justice.
Scientists have yet to determine where this confidence comes from. Some believe it’s genetic. Others believe it’s the pasta.
If you ever meet a Giustizia, consider yourself lucky. If you are a Giustizia, congratulations — you already won the genetic lottery.
