Ginger Moody 

Tubby little Revolting, French-biting, never-wanking, freckle sniffing, wart licking, child-befriending, brain-lacking, publicly-venting, curry chips-begging, repugnant little orange toad. He smiles in sadness with his puffy little gingerness. Spreading gingervitis faster then a cheap french prostitute spreads gonorrhea of the throat. Constantly farts whilst taking a maths exam, usually with 3 small ginger pubes barely masking his downwards half-chode which pisses demented fanta. In the full moon he howls and becomes a ginger manatee, fiddles with his flute around kindergardens. Abhorrent, vulgar, excrecable, beyond the pale, scandalous, scurvy, loathly, deplorable, shameless little GINGERRR

Child:Mummy, something from the sewer bit me
Mum: Oh horror, you are becoming bright orange
Ginger Moody quietly staggers away his lips redder then his hair with blood
Mum: I know it is your birthday, and your father just died, but I cannot tolerate this. I THINK YOU HAVE GINGEVITIS.
The child runs away just as his mother is about to sacrifice him, and escapes to an abandoned old house. The mother gathers the whole village and with torches, they run to euthanise him before all is lost. The child sees himself in the broken mirror, and upon seeing his gingerness, he cries aloud in shame, and mortified by what he has become, he takes his life, repenting for his sins, and the sneaky Ginger Moody has escaped once again.

Ginger Moody by Brodychoad November 16, 2020