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Craig Gilner 

The character featured in It's Kind of a Funny Story by Ned Vizzini. He checks himself into a mental hospital and stays there for a few days. Ned Vizzini wrote the book in approximately one month and used about 85% of his actual experience; he added in the love triangle, changed his age during the events, manipulated the races and personalities of the actual people there, and changed some names around.
1: Isn't Craig Gilner awesome?
2: Yeah, he was pretty much based off of Ned Vizzini himself. Obviously he's cool.
Craig Gilner by IAmBritish March 20, 2009
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guiltner 

"Guiltner" A family that sticks togather, no matter what. A high ranking family thats proven there worth to a trade or a relationship with a drug lord or cartel.. A family name thst fears nothing but themselves an name of the elite and true man kind,one who will never tale to less his or her time for a crim3 one who will fall but get up every time gett better and better with every fall. leaders of secrets and discreet place amount the all knowing and forth coming of any and all changes of an elite group or organization invited on into by an elder...
oh shit thats one of the "Guiltners" there true and neve fake

Guiltners never switch side do to bribes or money
To rip off, scam, or swindle someone in a personal financial or otherwise transaction. An action violating fiduciary responsibility.

Typically involving retirement or investment assets. Also to perform an unsuitable action in business and personal relationships for an improper personal gain at the other parties expense.
You rolled a 401k into a VUL? You gilnered that guy.

Damn, you called my girlfriend last night after I left? Damn bro quit trying to gilner me!
gilner by Matt R. E. January 29, 2008
Playing a guitar while having a boner.
-Hey did you listen to John's guitar playing today!? It was so intensive!!
- Sure it was, he was having a gitner.
- A what?!
- A gitner, he was playing a guitar and he had a boner.
Gitner by TheWhiteFlash January 18, 2015

gutter giltter 

Hey man, you slingin that gutter giltter
gutter giltter by diddy dog August 15, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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