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tokiomi: sup man
gilgamesh: DAMARE ZASSHU
Gilgamesh by a random simp March 26, 2020

Friend of Gilgamesh 

A term expressing a platonic relationship between adult males. The original use refers to the mythical king Gilgamesh, and his non-sexual friendship with the character Enkidu.
Montgomedy Sweelard is off traveling with Radrigo on some grand, manly adventure. Joe is a true Friend of Gilgamesh, and thus undoubtedly heterosexual.
Friend of Gilgamesh by Radrigo July 14, 2023

Wings of Gilgamesh 

The action of holding up two broads in the air by their vaginas while flexing the biceps.
A test of true strength of mind and body.
When done correctly, the power of the great Sumerian King should flow from their bodies to your fingers.
"I heard John preformed the Wings of Gilgamesh on his side hoes last night."
"How in the fuck did that twig of a man get both wings in the air?"
Wings of Gilgamesh by MeowingDog January 22, 2019

On Gilgamesh 

Usually stated by the infamous MrRret, a well recognized Counter Strike : Global Offensive player, also in fricca clan. This usually means "On God" or "On Momma". You can use different uses for this by saying something like "On Gillgly Willgy Mesh" or "On Gillygill-gilly mesh broski"
person 1: "those sussy ahh amongus characters are sussy" MrRret: "On Gilgamesh"
On Gilgamesh by GimyHima February 11, 2023
The best character in all of fate, the character who pimp slapped that bitch rider
That asshole rider messed with the wrong homosexual
Gilgamesh better than rider, bite me

Giglamesh 

A Giglamesh is an ancient land and marine creature that possesses immense power. It is often characterised as a 3 foot tall, brutally voracious beast that does not heed to the commands of any being but the perilous Giglamesh leader. NOTE: THE GIGLAMESH IS NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE GILGAMESH! SUCH AN ERROR COULD LEAD TO YOUR DEATH!
Giglamesh leader, which was believed to have went missing until the 22nd of December 2011. On said date, it was spotted in High Wycombe, massacring the population until it was forced to escapse once again due to the appearance of its sworn enemy, the notorious Grafflein.
Giglamesh by Kate Rutherford January 28, 2012
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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