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Gigglyfloof 

Simultaneously doing all bodily functions at the same time in a violent explosion. Including but not limited to: laughing, sneezing, coughing, hiccuping, blinking, farting, burping, pooping, peeing, popping a zit, sweating, having your period, acidic discharge, giving birth, lactating, sharting, hemoraging, salavating, vomiting, queefing, and ejaculating. Gigglyfloofing results in death 99.9% of the time. The only known person to survive a legit gigglyfloof is a Jewish Rabbi from Germany who was shot and killed two weeks later during the Nazi invasion of 1943. There are no know warning signs that a gigglyfloof is about to occur, except a sudden pause right before the explosion. Fat people are expecially prone to gigglyfloofs as they have extra pressure built up inside of them already.
She's about to gigglyfloof! Everybody hit the deck!!!!!
Gigglyfloof by colonel123 November 14, 2010
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breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026