gideons

A secretive group of people that place Bibles in hotel rooms. Since no-one has ever actually seen a gideon, it is believed that they started out as outcast ninjas the had embraced christianity. Government programs concentrating on capturing and studying gideons have so far been unsuccessful.

"I'm gonna call the reception and tell them I'm don't have a bible in my room, maybe I'll get lucky and see a gideon".

gideons by Crapper McGee March 27, 2004

gideons

A nice bunch of people who see to it that hotel visitors always have enough toilet paper.

gideons by Anonymous May 8, 2003

gideons

A fellowship of Christian businessmen and professionals who spread the Gospel of Jesus Christ through distribution of the Holy Bible. While most people are familiar with the Gideons' hotel bibles, the Gideons also distribute bibles in prisons, on college campuses, in hospitals and to police, firefighters and members of the armed forces. Contrary to other entries, the Gideons do not spy on people at the hotels. In fact, Gideons must be non-judgemental and avoid all manner of divisive doctrinal discussions.

I left my Bible at home. I'm sure glad the Gideons left a bible in this hotel room.

gideons by fetmeister July 3, 2008

gideons

1. A group of people that puts Bibles into hotel rooms.
2. A secret government cult of anonymous suit-wearing agents that monitors every action of hotel room occupants and writes threatening messages on the wall in blood when drinking glasses are accidentally broken buy an innocent game of hacky-sack.

1. That was so thoughtful of the gideons to put this Bible in that drawer.
2. Help!!! The gideons are after us. We have to leave the country. Now.

gideons by booshmaster April 25, 2003

Gideon

I literally love Gideonz if you find a Gideon keep him, Gideons are the funniest sweetest, most loving guys you’ll ever meet. They’re sensitive and won’t do anything to hurt you

Person 1: yo you see That perfect guy over there?
Person 2: yeah he must be a Gideon

Gideon by Chicken_nuggies August 30, 2020

The Squatting Gideon 

The act of trying to squat too much weight, falling on your face, and shitting your pants at the same time.

James pulled the squatting gideon this morning, and they're still attempting to clean the platform.

The Squatting Gideon by stlcards2life April 13, 2012

Gideon

A manly man. A total "Clint Eastwood" type. He loves the outdoors and is a risk taker! He is also not afraid of anything. He fights and kills two grizzly bears a year and he once lived with a pack of wolves for 6 months. He is ruggedly handsome and has an All-American chiseled jaw. He has a few scars on his face from all of the fights he's gotten into protecting and defending those he cares about. (Don't worry, it doesn't take away from his superb good looks, in fact it adds to it.)

Gideon is not afraid to speak his mind and is not afraid to get into fights, especially when it comes to defending the honor of his lady. Gideon is a great guy to have a relationship with but he travels a lot, so it may get hard. But he is totally worth it! He has high morals and values but that won't stop him from having a good time. Gideon is the life of the PARTY!

Gideon can sometimes come across as aggressive but he is just being honest--he does not lie. If you need advice, he's the man to go to. He won't beat around the bush. He will tell you exactly what he thinks even if it hurts your feelings. And if it hurts you're feelings he'll say "Hey little girl! I don't like cherry. It upsets my stomach! Yee Yee!"

Gideon is a good man who will make you laugh, make you smile, and make you bleed (if you cross him) But if you are on his good side, NEVER let him go! (unless he physically pushes your face away from him)

Luke: "Did you see that man in the woods save that woman by killing the grizzly bear with his bear hands?"
Garrett: "Yeah bro, I did! That guy was a complete Gideon bad ass!"

Gideon by LadyNicole February 4, 2013