The best, coolest, sweetest and beautiful person ever. If you ever meet a Ghostlou, keep them and don't let them go! I repeat DONT LET THEM GO, because that would be the biggest mistake of your life.
Ghostlou, your the best<3
by Juna<3 August 31, 2021
Get the Ghostlou mug.A ghostload is the 'invisible' load that comes out of a climaxing penis when one has masturbated or had sex more then a certain amount of times in a row. Usually about the 5th or 6th time in a two hour timespan.
Since the testicles can only produce so many sperm per day, your balls eventually runs out of it when you orgasm too often without resting properly.
Although blowing a ghostload doesn't feel like a real accomplishment for the participant(s), it does however have the advantage of no afterwards clean-up.
Since the testicles can only produce so many sperm per day, your balls eventually runs out of it when you orgasm too often without resting properly.
Although blowing a ghostload doesn't feel like a real accomplishment for the participant(s), it does however have the advantage of no afterwards clean-up.
Friend 1: I had sex with Jimmy's mom so many times yesterday that at the end of the night I only blew ghostloads over her face.
Friend 2 : That's awesome.
Friend 1: Yes.
or
John: Dude! What the hell are you doing jerking off over my sleeping grandma!!
Matt: Jeez, relax man, it's only a ghostload.
John: Oh, sorry, my bad.
Matt: no problem, high five!
Friend 2 : That's awesome.
Friend 1: Yes.
or
John: Dude! What the hell are you doing jerking off over my sleeping grandma!!
Matt: Jeez, relax man, it's only a ghostload.
John: Oh, sorry, my bad.
Matt: no problem, high five!
by Plane_addict December 3, 2013
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by Le Tiger December 21, 2022
Get the Ghostload mug.A basketball phenom which is prominently known for its undeniable ability to wreak havoc on any and all basketball players originating from Onawa, IA.
Boy: Is he playing basketball by himself?
Girl: No.....he's playing Ghostlucas....and he doesn't stand a chance.
Girl: No.....he's playing Ghostlucas....and he doesn't stand a chance.
by TDNT June 14, 2011
Get the Ghostlucas mug.In the game halo 5 when your swords reticle is red but doesn't connect or do anything. This happens way too often. As if they didn't beta test, but they did :/
by Mythcis January 15, 2021
Get the ghostlunge mug.The ache of wanting to share something with someone who isn’t alive anymore — a longing that feels like reaching for a ghost.
“I felt a wave of ghostlonging when I wanted to show my brother the new car I bought.”
“Holidays always bring a kind of ghostlonging for the people who should be here.”
“That sudden ghostlonging makes it feel like they’re just out of reach.”
“Holidays always bring a kind of ghostlonging for the people who should be here.”
“That sudden ghostlonging makes it feel like they’re just out of reach.”
by Wreckage1981 August 25, 2025
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