Ghostlou 

The best, coolest, sweetest and beautiful person ever. If you ever meet a Ghostlou, keep them and don't let them go! I repeat DONT LET THEM GO, because that would be the biggest mistake of your life.

Ghostlou, your the best<3

Ghostlou by Juna<3 August 31, 2021

Ghostload 

A ghostload is the 'invisible' load that comes out of a climaxing penis when one has masturbated or had sex more then a certain amount of times in a row. Usually about the 5th or 6th time in a two hour timespan.

Since the testicles can only produce so many sperm per day, your balls eventually runs out of it when you orgasm too often without resting properly.

Although blowing a ghostload doesn't feel like a real accomplishment for the participant(s), it does however have the advantage of no afterwards clean-up.

Friend 1: I had sex with Jimmy's mom so many times yesterday that at the end of the night I only blew ghostloads over her face.
Friend 2 : That's awesome.
Friend 1: Yes.

or

John: Dude! What the hell are you doing jerking off over my sleeping grandma!!
Matt: Jeez, relax man, it's only a ghostload.
John: Oh, sorry, my bad.
Matt: no problem, high five!

Ghostload by Plane_addict December 3, 2013

Ghostload 

When you cum but there is no sperm.

I jerked off so much i had a ghostload.

Ghostload by Le Tiger December 21, 2022

Ghostlucas 

A basketball phenom which is prominently known for its undeniable ability to wreak havoc on any and all basketball players originating from Onawa, IA.

Boy: Is he playing basketball by himself?
Girl: No.....he's playing Ghostlucas....and he doesn't stand a chance.

Ghostlucas by TDNT June 14, 2011

ghostlunge 

In the game halo 5 when your swords reticle is red but doesn't connect or do anything. This happens way too often. As if they didn't beta test, but they did :/

What the actual fuck is this game with its ghostlunges? I was 5 inches away from that kid.

ghostlunge by Mythcis January 15, 2021

Ghostlonging 

The ache of wanting to share something with someone who isn’t alive anymore — a longing that feels like reaching for a ghost.

“I felt a wave of ghostlonging when I wanted to show my brother the new car I bought.”

“Holidays always bring a kind of ghostlonging for the people who should be here.”

“That sudden ghostlonging makes it feel like they’re just out of reach.”

Ghostlonging by Wreckage1981 August 25, 2025