Ghostification

When your electronic device vibrates or gives a notification sound, but you have no notifications.

I heard my phone vibrate, but when I picked it up, there weren't any notifications. It must have been a ghostification.

Ghostification by Cbevino28 April 14, 2017

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ghostification

n. A notification on Facebook from a comment or post that was deleted before you could see it.

Look! Seven notifications! I'm so cool.

Nahh, dude, those're just ghostifications. No one wants to publicly care about you. Bummer

ghostification by MarcFuller June 21, 2010

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ghostification

When an app has the red dot above it to say you have notifications but when you open it, there’s nothing there!

I’ve tried deleting and reinstalling it but I’ve still got 2 ghostifications

ghostification by El baker April 23, 2020

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Grossification

Abstract noun: To be Grossified is to be at the epitome point of repulsion in other words you would sooner chop off your penis or spoon out your womb than be near this person who has "grossified" You.

This grossification process is post a "thing" with someone when you realise FUCKMEE THEY ARE FAAAAKING UGLY.

girl#1:Oh yeah you know that boy i liked
girl#2:yeaah.
girl#1well I AM SOOO GOING THROUGH THE GROSSIFICATION

girl#2:SHIT!

Grossification by TINATURNERTIME April 1, 2009