Ghost cum
You have been spanking the monkey so much that when you do eventually shoot nothing comes out at all.
Ghost cum by Bedworthman December 23, 2008
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ghost cum
That Perplexing cum that you thought you had cleaned up after spanking the dolphin. The cum that, to your dismay, soils you boxers, pants, and sometimes shoes.
(A man pulls up pants after taking care of business) "Goddamnit, I thought I cleaned all that shit off! Now it's all in my boxers and dripping down my leg!"
It looks like he should have checked for ghost cum!
It looks like he should have checked for ghost cum!
ghost cum by John McCrary March 12, 2008
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