Ghetto Diamonds
Broken shards of glass commonly found in the parking lots of inner city neighborhoods. They are from thieves crow-barring your car windows, not bad driving.
Schmulovitz: "Oy vey, I thought the temple was around here somewhere. I think we've stumbled into the wrong neighborhood."
Avner: "I think you're right. Look at that parking lot. There's ghetto diamonds everywhere, and not the conflict-free kind!"
Schmulovitz: "I bet you those black guys are going to try and kill me. Please, don't hurt my body. Rape! Rape!"
Avner: "I think you're right. Look at that parking lot. There's ghetto diamonds everywhere, and not the conflict-free kind!"
Schmulovitz: "I bet you those black guys are going to try and kill me. Please, don't hurt my body. Rape! Rape!"
Ghetto Diamonds by thatnibbadeebo July 10, 2017