Gharan

Quiet guy, usually skinny, thinks he can fight everyone but in reality a gust of wind could beat his ass. Usually smells like peanut butter and will be a virgin. Also has large knee caps

That man is SUCH a Gharan, dude.

by Awesomenou953 December 6, 2018

Garance

Garance, a french piece of baguette, she will be the funniest, chillest, coolest, prettiest, hottest, sexiest, cutest out of all the girls within a 20,000km radius, if you got one of these all your acquaintances will be extremely jealous.

Damn, look at that 10/10 Garance piece of ass, id tap

by datTOPASSmaterial September 2, 2013

tard fam guarantee

This is what we call a guarantee that is made by any of the tard fam members. This is the most useless and hopeless guarantee ever. Usually anytime a tard fam member makes a guarantee of any sorts, you can take all your money to Vegas and bet on the opposite happening with supreme confidence. As we have already known, tard fam has no idea whatsoever on what they are talking about and as a result they think that they are smarter than they actually are. Since they think they're so smart, they may let their tard side show a little when they go around making all these promises and guarantees.

Norman "Nick": Dude, I guarantee that I am the least retarded person in this chat. It's probably York if we're being honest.
York: Dude, that's cap asf. I guarantee that Mike Carlson is more of a retard than me.
Armando: Looks like both of you woke up this morning and decided to acted retarded all day. Shut your asses up with your wack ass tard fam guarantees.

by TurnM3Up July 21, 2020

Ryan Guarantee

Term used to describe something that is almost guaranteed to happen.

A Ryan guarantee is worth 90% of an actual guarantee

I give you a Ryan guarantee that I wont drink too much tonight

by AaronFromTheBlock January 18, 2020

Garandgasm

A type of orgasm involving looking at and/or touching and/or shooting an M1 Garand rifle.

Oh oh oh, GARANDGASM! Ping! ;)

by Casual_T May 4, 2009

Garand Thumb

When the operator of an M1 Garand get's his thumb smooshed by the bolt as he loads a clip into the rifle.

Jon's finger was purple from a bad case of garand thumb.

by Heyitsj000 July 15, 2020

M-1 Garand

The M-1 Garand was the main battle rifle of U.S. infantry during World War II and Korea, and, in limited numbers, Vietnam. It was chambered for .30-06 Springfield ammo. One common misconception is that the Garand could not be reloaded until the en-bloc clip was completely emptied. Partially-expended or full clips could be ejected by simply depressing the magazine catch.

The Garand later served as the basis for the M14 rifle, which is still in limited service to this day.

The M-1 Garand was designed by, and derives its name from, John C. Garand.

by sminturn September 17, 2006