gewb
a word mixed with "gay" and "noob" meaning "gewb". mostly meaning a bf or gf calling there love partner a "gewb".
gewb by dummeh bear January 24, 2011
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Gewb
A terribad troll, usually one who knows very little about "trolling" and uses only basic forms. Extremly obvious and much too cocky, there creatures are a massive drain on the internet.
troll: I am better than all of you
sean: dude your bottoming the score board
troll: umad bro?
sean: your a douchebag
troll: UMAD BRO
sean: gewb......
sean: dude your bottoming the score board
troll: umad bro?
sean: your a douchebag
troll: UMAD BRO
sean: gewb......
Gewb by OneCrazyHonkey September 27, 2011
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gewbs by gewbsandshlabs August 11, 2010
Gewbie
A gewbie is a man that typically enjoys preying on young girls. So basically a gewbie is a pedophile but specifically the type of pedophile that has little to no self respect and can be found to be a fat tub of lard that cannot get women their own age.
They enjoy speaking to innocent girls electronically and is very defensive about it, they will have a temper tantrum. A gewbie is a creature of denial and will do no matter what to hide their pedophilia. A gewbie is mentally unstable and when angered will most likely binge on sweet treats.
A gewbie also most likely lives in their mother's basement and has no life outside of the confines of their mother's home.
They enjoy speaking to innocent girls electronically and is very defensive about it, they will have a temper tantrum. A gewbie is a creature of denial and will do no matter what to hide their pedophilia. A gewbie is mentally unstable and when angered will most likely binge on sweet treats.
A gewbie also most likely lives in their mother's basement and has no life outside of the confines of their mother's home.
Person 1: That gewbie that lives next door to me has been seen driving near schools.
Person 2: "Good lord somebody needs to report him to the cops"
Person 1: "I wish!"
Person 2: "Good lord somebody needs to report him to the cops"
Person 1: "I wish!"
Gewbie by Pyromaniac5000 April 24, 2011
Gewboy
A little scrawny ass white dude, usually with black hair about 90% of the time, that's always begging people for random junk. There's usually a gewboy in just about every group of friends, and everyone wants to go up to him and say "Get your own damnnn cotton swabs Chaaaarles!" The G is used instead of the J because the term "Jewboy" is offensive to actual Jews.
Gewboy by Mister Doyle July 5, 2007
Gewback
Gewback by Punnaniman April 17, 2008
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