Getto Mac 

A special meal only attainable through the purchase of a McDonald's dollar menu item. A Getto Mac is a result of ordering a McDouble minus the mustard and ketchup then adding shredded lettuce and Big Mac sauce. While I created this getto fab food, I am sure some variation of the Getto Mac exist. I know of none other but my own. Price comparison shows the Big Mac =4$ and the Getto Mac at a getto fab and getto fordable =1.60$*.

National Getto Mac Day is currently held in every country with a McDonald's and the McDouble, on the 20th day of the 4th month.

While the origins of the name is not even somewhat close to a mystery, many urban legends have it that a legendary Lady's man and inventor / genius named "Big D" aka "spanky" aka "dougie" aka "WebMaster" aka "grizzly adams", first made the Getto Mac while stranded in the cold seats of the city... McDonald's. Lacking some real coin, Big D was unable to flip for a fancy Big Mac like all the other ballars and was forced to choose between starvation in the cold seats or painfully watch his McDouble have it's mustard and ketchup stripped off it, molested and forced to wear shredded lettuce and doused in it's captors special sauce. Big D, clearly a manly man, he ate the sandwich shivering in the dark lobby and was rescued by the common sense needed to leave once he was satisfied. Big D then spread the word of his remarkable sandwich upon his return to wherever the hell he was suppose to be.

*price may vary by location.

"hey buddy... I'm fixing to go to mickey d's and get me a McDank, spicy Dank, or a Getto Mac."

"Getto Mac?"

"yah buddy, it's the getto version of a Big Mac and I'm broke. I cant afford one of those fancy Big Macs."

Getto Mac by realfakeuser September 14, 2012

Ghetto Mac 

Macaroni and Cheese combined with cooked ground beef to create a cost-effective and quick meal for gangsters on the go.

All we have to eat is this macaroni and cheese and some hamburger meat in the freezer. I don't get paid till' tomorrow. What do you think? Ghetto Mac?

Ghetto Mac by Stevenshizzle January 16, 2009

Ghetto mac 

1. Boxed mac and cheese made w water instead of milk and butter, because dairy products are expensive, dammit
2. Boxed mac and cheese w a can of tuna mixed in to make it more filling

Also known as: jank n cheese, Kraft Dinner of Sadness

"All I have money for is a generic box of mac and cheese. This should still work with water right?"
"Don't laugh, I have literally had so little money I lived off of ghetto mac for 1 month"

Ghetto mac by MissHel91 November 3, 2018

Ghetto Mac 

One Spicy McChicken inserted (buns and all) into the middle of a Double Cheesburger. A variety of this would be to add Big Mac sauce for an extra 30 cents

Hey, let's go get a Ghetto Mac bro.

Ghetto Mac by Katl January 14, 2009

Ghetto Big-Mac 

1. The act in buying a normal double cheeseburger off the dollar menu while substituting the ketchup for bigmac sauce and the chopped onions for sliced, then putting french fries in between the beef patties as if to be the middle bun in a big mac.
2. A big-mac made out of other mcdonald's food items resulting in almost the same thing but half the price.

Did you hear how Bob jipped McDonald's by ordering a Ghetto Big-Mac?

Ghetto Big-Mac by Spuxy December 15, 2008

Ghetto Big-Mac 

1. The act in buying a normal double cheeseburger off the dollar menu while substituting the ketchup for bigmac sauce and the chopped onions for sliced, then putting french fries in between the beef patties as if to be the middle bun in a big mac.
2. A big-mac made out of other mcdonald's food items resulting in almost the same thing but half the price.

Did you hear how Bob jipped McDonald's by ordering a Ghetto Big-Mac?

Ghetto Big-Mac by Spuxy December 15, 2008