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getting laid 

I met this girl at a party last night and got laid.
getting laid by manda March 21, 2005

Getting Laid 

vaginal intercourse
Tom said he was getting laid at a party, and by that, i mean sex, in a vagina, not just a blow job or a hand job

getting laid by 

A nonsexual technique of spending a night on a bed next to a girl without engaging in any physical contact.
"It was really weird finally having sex with Jane after months of getting laid by."
getting laid by by Lobstereye February 26, 2013

YOU'RE NEVER GETTING LAID club 

As the name says, it's just a club full of people, that have given up on sex.
The YOU'RE NEVER GETTING LAID club is also open for teh wapanese.

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026