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get head right with ball
To be in a state opposite of being an asshat. To have your mind focused properly on the task at hand. Usually attributed to baseball hitters, who need to have their head right with ball to hit it properly.
We'll see if the Mavs can do anything this year. Even though Devon Harris is a rookie, he's getting his head right with ball.
I had to turn off urban dictionary at work and get my head right with ball.
I had to turn off urban dictionary at work and get my head right with ball.
get head right with ball by Leif June 10, 2006
National Get Head Day
April 27, National get head day might be the best day of the year. Get your girl friend, friend, fellow gang member, or even someone you have a thing with to give you head.
Boy: Hey it’s national head day
Girl: Oh ok
(Girl gets on knees and proceeds to give head)
(Girl finishes)
Boy: Wow thanks! Have a wonder National Get Head Day
Girl: Ya you too
Girl: Oh ok
(Girl gets on knees and proceeds to give head)
(Girl finishes)
Boy: Wow thanks! Have a wonder National Get Head Day
Girl: Ya you too
National Get Head Day by Brobeans9696 May 29, 2018
Ride red get head
Ride red get head by Punt thy baby April 23, 2020
National Get Head Day
National Get Head Day by Thebigdawg123456 October 16, 2019
National get head from your ex day
National get head from your ex day by @z17.will_ May 10, 2022
national get head day
yo you heard on may 17th .... i’m getting sum later tonight.... my shorty bouta go down it’s national get head day
national get head day by Tak0888 May 17, 2020
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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